WAYN

Where are you now as you read this and will it encourage you to join ‘YASNS’ yet another social networking site. Or You Are Where Now? Asleep!
Micro blogging is big business but it seems to be fickle and fast moving. If your business depends on consumer viral trends you need to keep up and effectively be there.

Wayn could stand for What are you – nuts? or Well ah yes no.
As an aside it looks like the character needs to go to Specsavers.